SPOTTED!

The entire staff of Maggies was all over Chucks last night. Crazy Chris and I went through a period where we were pretty tight friends, so I've got to say, I don't think he would be too happy about this. Does anybody else recall the days of Old Maggies when Chris would send around some of his bouncers to Chucks and Lucys to check out the scene and who was where.

NOW, some of those very same Maggies employees were taking shots of jager and enjoying pitchers of cheap beer. Tisk Tisk.

I should have tried to blackmail them and threaten to tell Crazy Chris. Maybe I could have scored free cover or something?

Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow!

Last night the crowd at Chucks was small but there was a couple pretty interesting things going on. First of all, WHAT WAS WITH THE PORN?

So I'm sitting there, playing asshole with some friends, next thing I know, I look up to see Jenna Jameson, naked, on the big screen going at it with some guy! I guess a fight had finished and what was on next on HBO was a special on the history of porn. I guess my nights at Chucks can be educational! For about 20 minutes, straight up porn was all over Chucks. Needless to say, our game of Asshole was put on hold for that period of time.

Fistfights at Flip Night

So for the final flip night of the year, it definitely went out with a bang. For starters, there was a ridiculous amount of people there. Everybody was packed in that joint and I must have had at least 3 beers and definitely a shot of Baileys dumped on me. AND THEN, there was some huge fight and apparantly a kid got crcacked over the head with a bottle- Chuck Norris style!

I find myself asking this question a lot on the SU campus, but WHO DOES THAT?

People were sent to the hospital, including some innocent bystanders and now Faegans is going to face law suits and who knows what.

Can't people just drink without turning into savages? Be civil please.

Horrible, horrible smells...

Has anybody walked down Walnut lately and wondered what the horrific smell is? So have we. What is even more mysterious than the rancid smells that permeate from the ground and get stuck in your boots and follow you home is the strange Asian lady who likes to collect these vomit scented balls of nastiness.

What does she do with them? Does she eat them? Shit scented potpourri? Or maybe she is just trying to be helpful and get these things out of our life?

Was that really necessary?

So, last Friday night at Chucks, some random girl was giving a dude a handjob in the middle of the bar. REALLY? Was it REALLY necessary for you to get your freak on with a crowd of people surrounding you taking pictures and shouting "CUM! CUM! CUM!"?? For those of you who missed it... we're talking, exposed genitilia. And when said girl took a bathroom break for intermission, said dude rocked out with his cock out... LITERALLY. Someone needs to remind them that this is NOT Old Maggies and Chucks has rules. Although this did not stop them for carrying on for more than 1/2 hour before getting kicked out of the bar.

What should have been slightly disturbing was actually pure entertainment since most of the people there had been indulging in $3 pitchers for the past few hours.

Anybody have details as to who this mystery couple is?

Orange you glad we started a blog?

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Syracuse University gossip blog. Fashioned after the one and only Perez, who provides us with a great place to procrastinate studying and fill our minds with sugary gossip goodness, SUrez will be touching upon all the latest gossip that goes down on the Hill.

Recent events have made the creation of an SU gossip blog pretty much a necessity. Some of this shiz that goes on I don't believe could happen anywhere else and somebody needs to make fun these people. Stay tuned... its inevitable that something juicy will be happening soon.